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Bovan
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Posted: Mon Feb 06, 2012 11:43 pm |
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Posts: 368Location: Deadlands, CAJoined: Mon Feb 06, 2012 11:37 pm
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You can still buy it here in California, they changed the forumla or some shit
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Mars Bar Snickers
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Posted: Mon Feb 06, 2012 11:57 pm |
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get this man access to the real forums, captain(s)!
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Revenant
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Posted: Wed Jan 16, 2013 6:23 pm |
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Posts: 7292Location: Mom's CouchJoined: Sat Sep 12, 2009 6:23 pm
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_________________ The world is a tragedy to those who feel, but a comedy to those who think.
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Wesmantooth
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Posted: Wed Jan 16, 2013 11:30 pm |
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Energy drinks currently under review for if they should be classified like drugs
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Reciperarro
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Posted: Sat Mar 18, 2017 9:53 pm |
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Posts: 1866Location: MountainsJoined: Mon Oct 11, 2010 10:30 pm
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Came to show a friend your post. Seems the photos are gone.
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heiferlips
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Posted: Sat Mar 18, 2017 10:25 pm |
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Posts: 2400Location: Sethekk HallsJoined: Thu Feb 01, 2007 10:03 am
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This is my favorite thread ever! Rev please put the pictures back in here.
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Revenant
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Posted: Sat Sep 02, 2017 9:57 pm |
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Posts: 7292Location: Mom's CouchJoined: Sat Sep 12, 2009 6:23 pm
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Sadly, I'm not allowed to edit the first post so here are the pics again. Usually I have to be ultra-professional at the capitol with cuff-links and all that bullshit. BUT, as of today I'm unemployed because my boss is retired. So I decided to drink a 4 pack of Four Loko Tallboys! Sun kind of bright in this pic After only 3 of the Four Loko's, I was sitting there running my hand through my VERDANT head of hair I got an idea... I'm not as thunk and you drink I am. I haven't EVER shaved my head...THIS IS A FANTASTIC IDEA!!!!!1 this is what a bad idea looks like Halfway there I thought about stopping...but then forged on. Punk's not dead...baby. I shaved it all down with an electric razor...but IT WASN'T ENOUGH We're not done yet! I used 4 Bic razors to shave it so smooth that from any direction moving my hands over my scalp I couldn't feel any resistance.   There was far less blood and pain than I expected straight razoring it, but it didn't feel good. It actually feels like a dentist Pick being dragged along your skull. A friend recommended aftershave on the shaved head so I borrowed some from my old neighbor. Brut, the choice of old dudes. Brut turns out to be rubbing alchohol+mint. A ton ran directly into my eyes and it BURNS...but I have to say...the stinging pain on my scalp feels GLORIOUS! GLORIOUS So the head is shaved and sadly I have no treasure map on it. But I DO have 1 tallboy of Four Loko left. That Four Loko shit is so toxic that I honestly thought I was going to vomit after 2. So to drink my 4th I stood in the shower...just in case. Welcome to Flavor Country. Join me in experiencing the Four Loko FLAVOR!
 Truth in Marketing After a couple of iffy belches and some coming out my nose I kept it down, winning a grand total of 6000 MAN POINTS for the evening. And so ends Monday. What Adventure will Tuesday Bring?
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Mars Bar Snickers
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Posted: Sat Sep 02, 2017 11:03 pm |
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 and BOOM it all comes around in the end doesnt it
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Mars Bar Snickers
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Posted: Sat Sep 02, 2017 11:04 pm |
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"boy oh boy i can't wait to help lay waste to this entire thing"
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heiferlips
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Posted: Sun Sep 03, 2017 3:43 pm |
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Posts: 2400Location: Sethekk HallsJoined: Thu Feb 01, 2007 10:03 am
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LOL you are suck a dork!! This is my most favorite thread of all time.
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Celsior
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Posted: Tue Sep 12, 2017 11:08 pm |
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Posts: 3372Location: Ontario, CanadaJoined: Wed Jul 15, 2009 8:47 pm
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This thread still makes me laugh. Good work, Scott.
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Fonolax
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Posted: Tue Nov 12, 2019 4:16 am |
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Posts: 242Location: Guayaquil, EcuadorJoined: Sat Sep 18, 2010 8:22 pm
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Bump ! Shadowlands awaittttttttttts !
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