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PostPosted: Mon Nov 29, 2010 8:30 pm
User avatarPosts: 7173Location: Mom's CouchJoined: Sat Sep 12, 2009 6:23 pm
Usually I have to be ultra-professional at the capitol with cuff-links and all that bullshit. BUT, as of today I'm unemployed because my boss is retired. So I decided to drink a 4 pack of Four Loko Tallboys!
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Sun kind of bright in this pic


After only 3 of the Four Loko's, I was sitting there running my hand through my VERDANT head of hair I got an idea...
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I'm not as thunk and you drink I am.


I haven't EVER shaved my head...THIS IS A FANTASTIC IDEA!!!!!1
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this is what a bad idea looks like


Halfway there I thought about stopping...but then forged on.
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Punk's not dead...baby.


I shaved it all down with an electric razor...but IT WASN'T ENOUGH
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We're not done yet!


I used 4 Bic razors to shave it so smooth that from any direction moving my hands over my scalp I couldn't feel any resistance. :D
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There was far less blood and pain than I expected straight razoring it, but it didn't feel good. It actually feels like a dentist Pick being dragged along your skull.


A friend recommended aftershave on the shaved head so I borrowed some from my old neighbor.
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Brut, the choice of old dudes.


Brut turns out to be rubbing alchohol+mint. A ton ran directly into my eyes and it BURNS...but I have to say...the stinging pain on my scalp feels GLORIOUS!
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GLORIOUS
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So the head is shaved and sadly I have no treasure map on it. But I DO have 1 tallboy of Four Loko left. That Four Loko shit is so toxic that I honestly thought I was going to vomit after 2. So to drink my 4th I stood in the shower...just in case.
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Welcome to Flavor Country.


Join me in experiencing the Four Loko FLAVOR!

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Truth in Marketing


After a couple of iffy belches and some coming out my nose I kept it down, winning a grand total of 6000 MAN POINTS for the evening.
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And so ends Monday. What Adventure will Tuesday Bring?



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PostPosted: Mon Nov 29, 2010 8:39 pm
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ah god

that's so good.



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PostPosted: Mon Nov 29, 2010 9:06 pm
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Bravo, bravo!



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PostPosted: Mon Nov 29, 2010 9:40 pm
User avatarPosts: 3324Location: Ontario, CanadaJoined: Wed Jul 15, 2009 8:47 pm
you look like half the rapist/axe murderer you used to be :(
you should shave some cool designs into your head, like some "cool" people do!

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SUPER AWESOME YO


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PostPosted: Mon Nov 29, 2010 9:40 pm
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close bracket fail, can't edit :(

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 29, 2010 9:52 pm
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sooooooo incredible

much respect



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PostPosted: Mon Nov 29, 2010 10:13 pm
User avatarPosts: 3330Location: Guayaquil, EcuadorJoined: Thu Sep 18, 2008 7:05 pm
Hahahahahahahahahahaha

Woooooooow

Amazing pics

Now you did everything so you will not have a job for 3 months, good work!



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PostPosted: Tue Nov 30, 2010 2:23 am
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Thread of the year all years.



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PostPosted: Tue Nov 30, 2010 8:20 am
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borel macaron wrote:
Thread of the year all years.


Absolutely agreed.


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PostPosted: Tue Nov 30, 2010 11:10 am
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best picture ive ever seen in my entire life

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 30, 2010 11:13 am
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wait a sec.. is that beer red?

IN A CAN!?


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PostPosted: Tue Nov 30, 2010 11:17 am
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Indivious wrote:
wait a sec.. is that beer red?

IN A CAN!?


You need to stop posting on the general forums, you're making Canada look stupid.

If you recall Rev mentioned that this redbull/vodka beverage called four loko was being recalled in the states due to it causing a few deaths. So he bought himself a case. Enter pure comedic gold.


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PostPosted: Tue Nov 30, 2010 11:27 am
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Indivious wrote:
wait a sec.. is that beer red?

IN A CAN!?


Yeah. It's malt liquor + Red Bull + Evil.



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