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PostPosted: Mon Feb 06, 2012 11:43 pm
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You can still buy it here in California, they changed the forumla or some shit



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get this man access to the real forums, captain(s)!



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Energy drinks currently under review for if they should be classified like drugs


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Came to show a friend your post. Seems the photos are gone.


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PostPosted: Sat Mar 18, 2017 10:25 pm
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This is my favorite thread ever! Rev please put the pictures back in here.



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A goose is about the only animal I could kill with my bare hands, prepare, cook and enjoy eating. fuckers

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PostPosted: Sat Sep 02, 2017 9:57 pm
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Sadly, I'm not allowed to edit the first post so here are the pics again.

Usually I have to be ultra-professional at the capitol with cuff-links and all that bullshit. BUT, as of today I'm unemployed because my boss is retired. So I decided to drink a 4 pack of Four Loko Tallboys!
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Sun kind of bright in this pic


After only 3 of the Four Loko's, I was sitting there running my hand through my VERDANT head of hair I got an idea...
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I'm not as thunk and you drink I am.


I haven't EVER shaved my head...THIS IS A FANTASTIC IDEA!!!!!1
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this is what a bad idea looks like


Halfway there I thought about stopping...but then forged on.
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Punk's not dead...baby.


I shaved it all down with an electric razor...but IT WASN'T ENOUGH
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We're not done yet!


I used 4 Bic razors to shave it so smooth that from any direction moving my hands over my scalp I couldn't feel any resistance. :D
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There was far less blood and pain than I expected straight razoring it, but it didn't feel good. It actually feels like a dentist Pick being dragged along your skull.


A friend recommended aftershave on the shaved head so I borrowed some from my old neighbor.
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Brut, the choice of old dudes.


Brut turns out to be rubbing alchohol+mint. A ton ran directly into my eyes and it BURNS...but I have to say...the stinging pain on my scalp feels GLORIOUS!
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GLORIOUS
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So the head is shaved and sadly I have no treasure map on it. But I DO have 1 tallboy of Four Loko left. That Four Loko shit is so toxic that I honestly thought I was going to vomit after 2. So to drink my 4th I stood in the shower...just in case.
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Welcome to Flavor Country.


Join me in experiencing the Four Loko FLAVOR!

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Truth in Marketing


After a couple of iffy belches and some coming out my nose I kept it down, winning a grand total of 6000 MAN POINTS for the evening.
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And so ends Monday. What Adventure will Tuesday Bring?



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and BOOM it all comes around in the end doesnt it



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"boy oh boy i can't wait to help lay waste to this entire thing"



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PostPosted: Sun Sep 03, 2017 3:43 pm
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LOL you are suck a dork!! This is my most favorite thread of all time.



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PostPosted: Tue Sep 12, 2017 11:08 pm
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This thread still makes me laugh.
Good work, Scott.


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