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PostPosted: Mon Nov 21, 2011 6:28 pm
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Here's a seriously beautiful time lapse skyrim vid. :D





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PostPosted: Mon Nov 21, 2011 8:32 pm
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So in Skyrim once you have a house you can store things there and they won't disappear. I have several thousand books in my house but I keep them hidden in a chest. This guy has me beat though.


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PostPosted: Mon Nov 21, 2011 8:33 pm
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Who do we takl to about a house? And is there actually and benefit to it?


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PostPosted: Mon Nov 21, 2011 8:47 pm
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Houses are good because as mentioned you can store anything there and it won't disappear. So rare weapons and items you don't want to carry around forever.

Once you become the thane of any city you can purchase a house by talking to the stewards (who are usually next to the kings). Breezehome is the easiest to get in the first town but costs 5000g. You can cheat and get it for free if you buy it from him when he's near a box, and then superfast dump your all your gold into the box. You can do this with any item, but houses are the most costly. It took me about 7 tries to get it done.



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PostPosted: Mon Nov 21, 2011 10:11 pm
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house gives you a housecarl also and your wife can hang out there

i married ysolda in whiterun and she runs a shop out of the house, of which i get a cut every so often. she is also a fence-quality vendor



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PostPosted: Tue Nov 22, 2011 6:50 am
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Can I manage a whore house out of my house?


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PostPosted: Tue Nov 22, 2011 4:26 pm
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And now I embark on a long and horrible adventure in Skyrim to cheat without cheating.

Loop:
Alchemy potions that give + to enchanting
Enchanting that give + to alchemy
= final product of +600% blacksmithing potion

But it takes forever because gathering mats for alchemy and enchant is a bitch in any circumstance.

I'm still going for it.



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PostPosted: Wed Nov 23, 2011 10:09 pm
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http://christwire.org/2011/11/is-skyrim ... maneuvers/

hey rev, do you feel the urge to fist your own ass after playing skyrim?



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PostPosted: Wed Nov 23, 2011 10:35 pm
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rasetsu wrote:
hey rev, do you feel the urge to fist your own ass after playing skyrim?


No more than normal, also that site is awesome.



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PostPosted: Fri Nov 25, 2011 11:16 am
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

"The spells the player are taught are directly out of The Book of Wiccan and are far more dangerous than anything your child is watching on that Wizards at Waverly Place and Sabrina The Teenage Witch."

".....you will see the hand gesture is that of how homosexuals fling devil DNA juices at each other after a long night of fecal frenzy ass assassinations."

"This is subliminally teaching your children that they need to go in their rooms, demon whack their sin staff and produce sin milk into their hands and than fling it in the face of the first person they come in contact with after their taint tugging session."

"Once they player has finish killing all the people in Skyrim, his final battle is to have a mass dragon orgy with his fellow homosexual warriors he meets on his way and all take turns impregnating the dragon with homosexual dragon eggs. Once the dragon has been backdoor feasted, the player must kill it. The dragon needs to be killed, so the spirit of death and gayness can enter the new eggs and reek havoc onto the rest of the world. "

The tears in my eyes from laughing so hard taste like brain juices.

"this demonic grail of violent dragon porn."

That's classic!


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PostPosted: Sat Nov 26, 2011 4:15 pm
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So without cheating I'm now an unstoppable god in skyrim. I just min maxed everything and leveled carefully, then used alchemy, enchanting and blacksmithing to make the ULTIMATE daedric armor set. Now I can start really playing with:

-Max lvl, max all skills.
-500 weapon damage(at max lvl ancient dragons have about 400 hp), 2000 armor
-85% magic damage reduction, 85% melee damage reduction, 85% magic resist.
-800 carry weight
-silent movement, waterbreating, magelight
-My sword(and bow) also do +50 fire damage and automatically suck souls out of enemies with every hit so they are always fully charged.

Game...BROOOOOKEN! :D


Also here's a map with everything. :D

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PostPosted: Sat Nov 26, 2011 5:25 pm
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"SkyRim produced by Blizzard."

Nice work guys.



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PostPosted: Mon Dec 05, 2011 7:23 pm
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FUS RO DAH!. Good thing Hinn doesn't know "FO KRAH DIIN," or he might have gotten some of his "prophecies" right.





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