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PostPosted: Thu Apr 26, 2012 7:52 pm
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I made a typo in my username.

It must read: Spruce Mouthman, as that is my name. I was concentrating on some dirty texts from young females and made a typo.

Anyway, once you do that for me, I will be able to properly introduce myself.

Trust me...if you knew what I know, you would make this change without hesitation.

I am looking forward to working with you and meeting you all in the near future.

Yours,

Spruce Mouthman



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PostPosted: Thu Apr 26, 2012 7:54 pm
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Another problem:

I require access to your members-only forum, and currently cannot view it.

Thank you for your expedited assistance.



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PostPosted: Thu Apr 26, 2012 7:57 pm
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Please advise that the last person who kept me waiting was a repugnant little whore waitress at a five star restaurant in Atlantic City, and she wound up in several trash bags.



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PostPosted: Thu Apr 26, 2012 8:11 pm
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The clock is ticking.

Do keep in mind that I have some very delicate and time-sensitive information that will wash over this bulletin board like a wave of opportunity. And it ain't gonna knock more than once, Administrator.



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PostPosted: Thu Apr 26, 2012 8:53 pm
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 26, 2012 10:00 pm
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Spuce Mouthman wrote:
Another problem:

I require access to your members-only forum, and currently cannot view it.

Thank you for your expedited assistance.


Sadly we are full on ass hats atm. Fortunately, the ones we currently have can spell their own names.



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A goose is about the only animal I could kill with my bare hands, prepare, cook and enjoy eating. fuckers

Some people are like slinkies not good for anything but bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 26, 2012 10:17 pm
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Hold your tongue.

I rarely give second chances, but given the situation, and the gravity of what is to come, I'll let your insolence slide just this once.

Don't test me again. It's not rare for me to handle two opponents. More than two usually requires me to remove my shirt to show my ripped musculature in a constantly-successful bid to scare off a few thugs and thin to herd to a more manageable number. Sometimes being a black belt in karate just doesn't cut it when there are so many of them that they keep getting up from being KO'd and it's a steady stream of opposition.

Not that I'd mind. But when you've got this kind of physique you need to use it.



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PostPosted: Fri Apr 27, 2012 7:27 am
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oh PAHLEEZ! Leave your shirt on. Any idiot with a couple bucks can buy steroids. So Spuce, I have heard that steroids shrink your danglies. Is that what this is all about? You are trying to prove "manhood" that you no longer have?



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PostPosted: Fri Apr 27, 2012 7:39 am
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Meh! I should have looked farther into this forum. Didn't realize I was talking to Paul. >,<



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PostPosted: Fri Apr 27, 2012 9:55 am
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nope, actually not me :mrgreen: i was thinking this was rev, but he says it's not



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