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PostPosted: Thu Apr 26, 2012 10:37 pm
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Sometimes when I'm feeling thirsty, I'll head out looking for a quick drink and a quick lay, and usually a lineup of Harley Davidson bikes outside a bar will distract me enough to pull in.

I just love putting these tough guys in their place.

I'll wait to make sure nobody has entered or left the bar for a while, so my entrance gets the most attention possible, and I'll take down all the buttons of my $500 dress shirt to expose my rippling pecs and abs, and hit the door hard to enter.

Never fails. All eyes on me. At least for a second. The surly bikers are extraordinarily quick to divert their eyes back down to the pool table before they get caught like deer in headlights by my ice cold stare.

I've even had the pathetic local bands stop playing mid-song when I make this entrance.

I'll walk up the the biggest biker at the pool table, grab the cue ball, crush it in my hand as I look at him, and I declare "This table's mine now."

Have you ever heard the sound of 20 Harley Davidsons being started at the same time?

Spruce Manmouth has.



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PostPosted: Fri Apr 27, 2012 10:22 am
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Is it Man-mouth, or Mouth-man? This is confusing.



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PostPosted: Fri Apr 27, 2012 11:25 am
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Yuka wrote:
Is it Man-mouth, or Mouth-man? This is confusing.


NO man ALL mouth



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PHD bump



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