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Spruce Mouthman
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Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2012 10:45 pm |
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One thing I hear from my students and seminar attendees is that it is difficult to find clothes that fit. I never hesitate to point out that I pull it off just fine despite the fact that I am taller and more muscular than any man. This usually shuts them up.
Face it, people.
When you're this tall, this jacked, and this skilled at martial arts, you get what you want when you want it.
If it's $500 custom-tailored dress shirts, $1500 shoes, or a rolex band big and strong enough to fit a tree-trunk wrist, so be it. What Spruce Manmouth wants, Spruce Manmouth gets.
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Yuka
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Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2012 10:21 am |
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I thought your name was Spuce Mouthman.
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Spruce Mouthman
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Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2012 11:07 am |
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Posts: 40Joined: Thu Apr 26, 2012 7:46 pm
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The best thing for you to do right now is keep both variations out of your mouth
That is, unless you're prepared to deal with a 6'4" 350lb karate master with 7% bodyfat. And chances are good that you're not. Leave the calling my name for your mother, twerp.
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Mars Bar Snickers
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Posted: Tue Nov 29, 2016 11:06 pm |
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spruce bump
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