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<  General  ~  I am a tall, muscular, and handsome man

PostPosted: Sun Apr 29, 2012 10:03 pm
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There's no doubt about it.



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PostPosted: Sun Apr 29, 2012 10:12 pm
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I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast.


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PostPosted: Sun Apr 29, 2012 10:15 pm
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Celsior wrote:
I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast.



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PostPosted: Sun Apr 29, 2012 10:18 pm
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we know you're in boston, using comcast. reveal yourself!



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PostPosted: Sun Apr 29, 2012 10:28 pm
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I don't think so, geek. Ever hear of an internet cafe? Ever consider cycling through and disposing of several laptops? Do you have any idea about half of the things Spruce Mouthman is involved in?

Things only my inner circle is aware of. The public sees the constant tan and oiled muscles. The cars and the women. This is the Spruce Mouthman image and this is what I can offer you if you pay close attention to what I say here in the coming days.

If you're a real man. If you enjoy banging fine young hoes. If you wear no less than $50,000 in clothing and accessories each time you step out into the world. If you understand that The Spruce System of Martial Arts can sculp your body into a lethal weapon.

If you've got what it takes. Pay attention. Change is coming to www.eott-draenor.com and there's nothing you can do about it. Your forum administrators have let me in. Call it fear, call it respect, call it SMART. You can either follow suit or be swept under the Spruce Express.

And by looking at this topic here, I can already sense that three of you will be stupid, stubborn, and destroyed.



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PostPosted: Mon Apr 30, 2012 6:04 pm
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I welcome Spruce Mouthman!

I am also tall and muscular... 6'8" worth.

Do u think i have what it takes to walk in the ways of Spruce Mouthman?


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PostPosted: Mon Apr 30, 2012 9:08 pm
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Wesmantooth,

I do need a tall man with inside knowledge of this www.eott-draenor.com organization, and you may be a strong candidate.

I will send you a handful of PM's in the coming days with information regarding your potential duties and rewards.



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PostPosted: Mon Apr 30, 2012 10:41 pm
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Spruce Mouthman wrote:
Wesmantooth,

I do need a tall man with inside knowledge of this http://www.eott-draenor.com organization, and you may be a strong candidate.

I will send you a handful of PM's in the coming days with information regarding your potential duties and rewards.


Send him a large order of bullshit with a side of man juice as well.
I'll pick up the tab on that one.

Or are you not man enough?


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PostPosted: Tue May 01, 2012 6:17 am
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Celsior wrote:
Spruce Mouthman wrote:
Wesmantooth,

I do need a tall man with inside knowledge of this http://www.eott-draenor.com organization, and you may be a strong candidate.

I will send you a handful of PM's in the coming days with information regarding your potential duties and rewards.


Send him a large order of bullshit with a side of man juice as well.
I'll pick up the tab on that one.

Or are you not man enough?

Even I am questioning your definition of "man" here Celsior.


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PostPosted: Tue May 01, 2012 7:22 am
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Problem drinkers will encourage others around them to partake in order to feel less guilty about their own addiction. This includes behaviors such as buying drinks for others and using peer pressure.

-Spruce Mouthman



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PostPosted: Tue May 01, 2012 10:15 am
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Spruce Mouthman wrote:
Problem drinkers will encourage others around them to partake in order to feel less guilty about their own addiction. This includes behaviors such as buying drinks for others and using peer pressure.

-Spruce Mouthman



Make me a hot toddy


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PostPosted: Thu Jul 12, 2012 4:09 am
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Spruce Mouthman wrote:
There's no doubt about it.



If sex with three people is called a threesome and sex with two people is called a twosome than i know why everyone calls you handsome.



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PostPosted: Thu Jul 12, 2012 9:02 am
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i seriously need to remember the password to this account


forum overlords can you assist in any way?

revenant needs to be reprimanded in a manner that only spruce can deliver.



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PostPosted: Thu Jul 12, 2012 11:51 am
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im fairly certain i pm'd the password to glocknor in case he wanted to use the account

unfortunately i sent it from spruce, so i can't view it myself, and i don't even know the mars bar snickers password, and can't get the word jumble shits to appear on any browser to reset it. so i don't want to risk trial and error.

woe is me.



in other news: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldne ... mayor.html



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