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PostPosted: Thu May 10, 2012 11:29 am
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Often I will be asked if I have been in the military. Much of what I know is classified and cannot be shared, but it's immediately obvious to an onlooker that my body is a lethal weapon, and this question is a common one.

Well, I was discharged from Delta Force. I was told that my height as well as my sheer muscular size and bulk would compromise the stealth of any unit I was a part of.



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PostPosted: Thu May 10, 2012 2:49 pm
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Is your rectal diameter classified?



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PostPosted: Sat May 12, 2012 9:51 pm
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Revenant wrote:
Is your rectal diameter classified?



Первое убийство хуже всего теперь я жажда далее обратного рождения.



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PostPosted: Sat May 12, 2012 9:55 pm
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Spruce Mouthman wrote:
Revenant wrote:
Is your rectal diameter classified?



Первое убийство хуже всего теперь я жажда далее обратного рождения.



The first murder of the worst now I thirst further reverse birth.


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PostPosted: Sat May 12, 2012 10:19 pm
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Close, nincompoop.

Do you speak Russian? Not all literal here.



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PostPosted: Sat May 12, 2012 11:10 pm
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No that is 100% right

its from

Big Punisher – The Dream Shatterer Lyrics to


Hey paul, when you going to stop this ?


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PostPosted: Sat May 12, 2012 11:44 pm
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A common saying in many parts of the world. And still, not an accurate translation. You don't actually speak Russian, do you? And trust me, kid, you have no clue who I really am.



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PostPosted: Sat May 12, 2012 11:44 pm
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Have you ever been on a vacation maybe? Or a business trip?

Spruce Mouthman is always on vacation. That's how he keeps so tan.



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PostPosted: Sat May 12, 2012 11:51 pm
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why do i get a text accusing me of being spruce mouthman? give it a rest suckas i am trying to sleep

that is a line from a big pun track though



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PostPosted: Sat May 12, 2012 11:52 pm
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noooobody fucking cares



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PostPosted: Sun May 13, 2012 12:02 am
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ooo paul w/e

And if you want it to say back birth instead of reverse you screwed it up : P.


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PostPosted: Sun May 13, 2012 12:11 am
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Mars Bar Snickers wrote:
noooobody fucking cares


If that is true...
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a disaster



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PostPosted: Sun May 13, 2012 8:29 am
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You have no idea who I am. This is like a bad Scooby Doo programme, and it's Mother's Day, so Spruce is very, very busy.



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PostPosted: Mon Jun 04, 2012 6:03 pm
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Is "Beta Force" a bunch of wussies whose girlfriends cheat on them with "Alpha Force"?



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