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PostPosted: Wed May 16, 2012 6:46 pm
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See this unexpected punch? Most men can be knocked out cold by a hard slap in the chin. If you ever need to take a guy out, throw your punches from a natural, relaxed position with your arms at your sides.

You always see people raise clenched fists like they're boxers. This is a sure sign of a weak little bitch. Never, ever throw a punch from this position in a street fight. And trust me. During some undercover work, I moonlighted as a nightclub bouncer in three European countries - where every sloppy punk thinks he has something to prove.

Of course, a tiny tit like the kid in this video (or any of you guys) would be demolished by a man of my height, size, and strength. I would grab him by the neck and harm him mercilessly, then throw him down a flight of stairs. There is nothing he could do about any part of it.


~Spruce



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PostPosted: Wed May 16, 2012 6:48 pm
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It is also best to do this when your opponent has his hands in his pockets. If he is wearing nice dress pants, and you want to steal his woman, simply perform a well-concealed punch as depicted above. In the best situation, he will have a split second to react and attempt to raise his own hands in defense, and will rip both of his pockets out.

~Spruce



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PostPosted: Wed May 16, 2012 7:06 pm
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old man


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PostPosted: Wed May 16, 2012 7:27 pm
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I am in my 50's and have supplied top universities with strength and conditioning data for life-prolonging medicines.

I am immune to several diseases due to artificial DNA tests performed on my unborn body.

My muscles are like bricks to the touch and their veins are like cable wires.

My strength numbers are 10 and 15% beyond those of professional athletes in all major sports.

I would literally rip your head off. Punk.



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PostPosted: Wed May 16, 2012 7:27 pm
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AND THE JIG IS UP


HAHAHAHAHAHAHA :mrgreen:



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PostPosted: Wed May 16, 2012 7:28 pm
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aaaaaahahahahah fuck having two browsers going lol

and to you mutants who think you made some hotshot discovery: it was always painfully obvious. but, damn. :mrgreen:



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PostPosted: Wed May 16, 2012 8:51 pm
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Mars Bar Snickers wrote:
AND THE JIG IS UP


HAHAHAHAHAHAHA :mrgreen:




Ummmmm its was up like 2 mins after your first post ..... but kkkkkkkkkkkk

The JIG IS UP LOOK OUT ! ?


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PostPosted: Wed May 16, 2012 9:47 pm
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Mars Bar Snickers wrote:

and to you mutants who think you made some hotshot discovery: it was always painfully obvious.



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