Eye of the Tiger - Draenor

Often I will be asked if I have been in the military. Much of what I know is classified and cannot be shared, but it's immediately obvious to an onlooker that my body is a lethal weapon, and this question is a common one.

Well, I was discharged from Delta Force. I was told that my height as well as my sheer muscular size and bulk would compromise the stealth of any unit I was a part of.

Is your rectal diameter classified?

Первое убийство хуже всего теперь я жажда далее обратного рождения.

The first murder of the worst now I thirst further reverse birth.

Close, nincompoop.

Do you speak Russian? Not all literal here.

No that is 100% right

its from

Big Punisher – The Dream Shatterer Lyrics to


Hey paul, when you going to stop this ?

A common saying in many parts of the world. And still, not an accurate translation. You don't actually speak Russian, do you? And trust me, kid, you have no clue who I really am.

Have you ever been on a vacation maybe? Or a business trip?

Spruce Mouthman is always on vacation. That's how he keeps so tan.

why do i get a text accusing me of being spruce mouthman? give it a rest suckas i am trying to sleep

that is a line from a big pun track though

noooobody fucking cares

ooo paul w/e

And if you want it to say back birth instead of reverse you screwed it up : P.

If that is true...

a disaster

You have no idea who I am. This is like a bad Scooby Doo programme, and it's Mother's Day, so Spruce is very, very busy.

Is "Beta Force" a bunch of wussies whose girlfriends cheat on them with "Alpha Force"?