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Spruce Mouthman
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Posted: Thu May 10, 2012 11:29 am |
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Often I will be asked if I have been in the military. Much of what I know is classified and cannot be shared, but it's immediately obvious to an onlooker that my body is a lethal weapon, and this question is a common one.
Well, I was discharged from Delta Force. I was told that my height as well as my sheer muscular size and bulk would compromise the stealth of any unit I was a part of.
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Revenant
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Posted: Thu May 10, 2012 2:49 pm |
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Posts: 7292Location: Mom's CouchJoined: Sat Sep 12, 2009 6:23 pm
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Is your rectal diameter classified?
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Spruce Mouthman
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Posted: Sat May 12, 2012 9:51 pm |
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Revenant wrote: Is your rectal diameter classified? Первое убийство хуже всего теперь я жажда далее обратного рождения.
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Xnub
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Posted: Sat May 12, 2012 9:55 pm |
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Posts: 3024Location: Winnipeg.MBJoined: Sun Feb 11, 2007 3:54 pm
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Spruce Mouthman wrote: Revenant wrote: Is your rectal diameter classified? Первое убийство хуже всего теперь я жажда далее обратного рождения. The first murder of the worst now I thirst further reverse birth.
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Spruce Mouthman
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Posted: Sat May 12, 2012 10:19 pm |
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Close, nincompoop.
Do you speak Russian? Not all literal here.
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Posted: Sat May 12, 2012 11:10 pm |
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Posts: 3024Location: Winnipeg.MBJoined: Sun Feb 11, 2007 3:54 pm
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No that is 100% right
its from
Big Punisher – The Dream Shatterer Lyrics to
Hey paul, when you going to stop this ?
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Spruce Mouthman
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Posted: Sat May 12, 2012 11:44 pm |
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A common saying in many parts of the world. And still, not an accurate translation. You don't actually speak Russian, do you? And trust me, kid, you have no clue who I really am.
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Spruce Mouthman
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Posted: Sat May 12, 2012 11:44 pm |
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Have you ever been on a vacation maybe? Or a business trip?
Spruce Mouthman is always on vacation. That's how he keeps so tan.
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Mars Bar Snickers
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Posted: Sat May 12, 2012 11:51 pm |
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why do i get a text accusing me of being spruce mouthman? give it a rest suckas i am trying to sleep
that is a line from a big pun track though
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Mars Bar Snickers
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Posted: Sat May 12, 2012 11:52 pm |
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noooobody fucking cares
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Posted: Sun May 13, 2012 12:02 am |
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Posts: 3024Location: Winnipeg.MBJoined: Sun Feb 11, 2007 3:54 pm
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ooo paul w/e
And if you want it to say back birth instead of reverse you screwed it up : P.
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L.O.S.T.S.H.A.R.D
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Posted: Sun May 13, 2012 12:11 am |
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Mars Bar Snickers wrote: noooobody fucking cares If that is true...
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Posted: Sun May 13, 2012 4:24 am |
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a disaster
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Spruce Mouthman
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Posted: Sun May 13, 2012 8:29 am |
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You have no idea who I am. This is like a bad Scooby Doo programme, and it's Mother's Day, so Spruce is very, very busy.
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Revenant
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Posted: Mon Jun 04, 2012 6:03 pm |
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Posts: 7292Location: Mom's CouchJoined: Sat Sep 12, 2009 6:23 pm
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Is "Beta Force" a bunch of wussies whose girlfriends cheat on them with "Alpha Force"?
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