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<  General  ~  Spruce gives the ladies what they want.

PostPosted: Sun Jul 15, 2012 6:48 pm
User avatarPosts: 40Joined: Thu Apr 26, 2012 7:46 pm
Money and alcohol. Money because I can, and alcohol because it exposes the ones who actively adjust their posture to give the appearance of a rounder ass, bigger breasts, or a smaller waist. Get them drunk and they let their body return to its natural position.

If she has a dumpy hidden body, Spruce sticks her with the bill and finds a younger one elsewhere in the bar. If she has an actual good body, Spruce will pay the bill, but still leave as to attain another young hoe. 20" Biceps and a Chopard L.U.C. on the wrist make this part easy.

Spruce Mouthman
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PostPosted: Sun Jul 15, 2012 9:23 pm
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Another gem from spruce mouthman

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if the world's running out of dope, then you make dope
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