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<  Recruitment  ~  Interested in Joining Our Guild? Read this First!

PostPosted: Fri Aug 28, 2009 2:01 pm
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Many of you have stumbled onto our forums because of your interest in joining our fine establishment and we are flattered. Really, we are.

Currently we are looking for a few healers and a couple dps to bolster our ranks and it should go without saying that players of exceptional skill are always welcome; whatever their classes may be.

Our philosophy is simple. World of Warcraft is a game. We treat it as such. No dkp, no raid sign ups, and we only moderately adhere to a schedule. Not gonna be on for a few days? Not a huge deal. Don't wanna raid tonight? OK cool, pvp away or level that alt.

If you're reading this and have not figured it out, we are not your traditional guild. Excessive profanity rains from our vent. Many of our players are often on a ban of some sort. We raid drunk and even high on green stuff sometimes... /gasp!?

Given all the things we don't care about, there is something we pride ourselves in. We are not baddies. We are competent raiders, most raiding guilds would love to have most of us within their ranks. We research fights, come prepared with proper buffs and regents, and pay attention. Above all else, we carry our own weight. Pretty simple.

If this philosophy doesn't ring true for you, you're probably looking at the wrong guild.

As far as throwing up an application goes...

You're encouraged to do so. Keep it simple, keep it smart. Tell us what you do outside of wow for fun, or the type of people you hate, or anything. Why you'd like to join is always a bonus.

You're also encouraged to message our higher ranks during your playing hours for a run of this or that. We are constantly running heroics, totc farming, or whatever you may have it. And you have a much better shot of making a good impression in game first as opposed to on this filth board.

Questions? Comments? Concerns? Flaming? Hit me up in game.

Nizzar is who I will most commonly be found on. If not, try Mariquita - Dreshi - Kettel. They are all offspring of mine and I think I love them all equally.

We look forward to the talent flooding in.



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PostPosted: Sat Aug 29, 2009 8:47 pm
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Sounds like someone wants people to talk to while he levels in AV



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PostPosted: Tue Oct 06, 2009 9:39 am
User avatarPosts: 3330Location: Guayaquil, EcuadorJoined: Thu Sep 18, 2008 7:05 pm
just an update on recruitments

lately we have grown from a 10-15 ppl online everynight guild to a 40 ppl in raid nights guilds in terms of a few weeks, so raid invites are right now kinda hard to do and if you are new and join us you will have to wait a bit to get one spot to our raids

our raid times are "usually" like this (starting 6pm server)

tuesdays:

we do 2-3 10 man totc runs, ony runs and then we divide to do hard modes 10 man totc and ulduar

thursdays:

we do 1 25 man totc run, ony run and then we divide to do wtv can be done

wednesdays and sundays are good days for off raids or alt runs



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PostPosted: Tue Oct 06, 2009 10:41 am
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and on mondays we raid calord's asshole


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PostPosted: Thu Oct 08, 2009 4:41 pm
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we have too many fucking melee in the guild



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PostPosted: Thu Oct 08, 2009 5:54 pm
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Mariquita wrote:
we have too many fucking melee in the guild



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PostPosted: Thu Oct 08, 2009 6:15 pm
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Granby wrote:
Mariquita wrote:
we have too many fucking melee in the guild


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PostPosted: Thu Oct 08, 2009 6:25 pm
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zakilu wrote:
Granby wrote:
Mariquita wrote:
we have too many fucking melee in the guild


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PostPosted: Thu Oct 08, 2009 6:51 pm
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Chronofx wrote:
zakilu wrote:
Granby wrote:
Mariquita wrote:
we have too many fucking melee in the guild


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PostPosted: Thu Oct 08, 2009 7:34 pm
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fonola wrote:
Chronofx wrote:
zakilu wrote:
Granby wrote:
Mariquita wrote:
we have too many fucking melee in the guild



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PostPosted: Thu Oct 08, 2009 11:23 pm
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Taurach wrote:
fonola wrote:
Chronofx wrote:
zakilu wrote:
Granby wrote:
Mariquita wrote:
we have too many fucking fags in the guild


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PostPosted: Fri Oct 09, 2009 6:46 am
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You guys are idiots, please stop.


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PostPosted: Fri Oct 09, 2009 7:45 am
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Forsa wrote:
You guys are idiots, please stop.


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Chronofx wrote:
Forsa wrote:
You guys are idiots, please stop.



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PostPosted: Fri Oct 09, 2009 8:13 am
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Calord wrote:
Chronofx wrote:
Forsa wrote:
I am an idiot, please stop.



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