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PostPosted: Fri Mar 07, 2008 12:12 pm
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In order to join Draenor's best you need to prove you are worthy:

FEATS OF STREGTH

1. Sack race
You must race ansa and paju from razor hill to durotaur. Winner is thrown a birthday party regardless of when their birthday is by the runner up. The loser has to jump off the flight tower until he is dead.

2. Duel
This duel will be between you and a random eye of the tiger member. We are not all level 70 so you may find yourself fighting a level 30. The catch with this duel is that it must be done ONLY in a holiday dress and only level 1 spells can be used. No weapons, trinkets, whatever. Just sexy party clothes. The winner moves on to the next round

3. Viagra contest
Whoever can make themselves taller than me, Chrono the almighty, (while standing on the same spot) earns 5 tiger points, which are like DKP, only they don't exist. Mounts and potions and the "whatever staff of the sticks of your back 9 feet" are all allowed. Buffs from other players are also allowed, but you may not be in a group to do this.

4. Darkshore raid. Enough said.

5. around the world in 80 days.
without running map mods, you must take an alt and explore the entire world of azeroth without leveling past 10. if you can do this, your computer will turn into a ps3 and say achievement unlocked and also you will get all the chaos emeralds

6. OOOH OOOH OOOH OOOH OOOH
first team of 2 to get one of those happy fun rocks from some random ass location into the guild bank. this could actually be kind of sweet.

can anyone think of any others?


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PostPosted: Fri Mar 07, 2008 12:55 pm
User avatarPosts: 225Location: San DiegoJoined: Thu Feb 14, 2008 9:37 pm
Whomever gives Phoenixxia the most money contest!



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PostPosted: Fri Mar 07, 2008 4:51 pm
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i feel pretty dense now.

hadnt made the Phoneixxia/lav connection.
and thonk god for that, some hookups u can never take back.
i still have that yet-unnamed shit yiss passes out.


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PostPosted: Fri Mar 07, 2008 5:04 pm
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lav you are attracting alliance like fucking ants. stop leaving peantnut butter on the floor


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PostPosted: Fri Mar 07, 2008 5:32 pm
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That peanut butter was supposed to be somewhere else... and wheres the dog i brought along with it >_>



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PostPosted: Fri Mar 07, 2008 7:12 pm
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Chronofx wrote:
In order to join Draenor's best you need to prove you are worthy:

FEATS OF STREGTH

1. Sack race
You must race ansa and paju from razor hill to durotaur. Winner is thrown a birthday party regardless of when their birthday is by the runner up. The loser has to jump off the flight tower until he is dead.

2. Duel
This duel will be between you and a random eye of the tiger member. We are not all level 70 so you may find yourself fighting a level 30. The catch with this duel is that it must be done ONLY in a holiday dress and only level 1 spells can be used. No weapons, trinkets, whatever. Just sexy party clothes. The winner moves on to the next round

3. Viagra contest
Whoever can make themselves taller than me, Chrono the almighty, (while standing on the same spot) earns 5 tiger points, which are like DKP, only they don't exist. Mounts and potions and the "whatever staff of the sticks of your back 9 feet" are all allowed. Buffs from other players are also allowed, but you may not be in a group to do this.

4. Darkshore raid. Enough said.

5. around the world in 80 days.
without running map mods, you must take an alt and explore the entire world of azeroth without leveling past 10. if you can do this, your computer will turn into a ps3 and say achievement unlocked and also you will get all the chaos emeralds

can anyone think of any others?


Excellent ideas. I want to re-apply.


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PostPosted: Wed Jan 20, 2010 4:52 pm
User avatarPosts: 7039Location: Mom's CouchJoined: Sat Sep 12, 2009 6:23 pm
This is what I bring to the guild. What would you bring to our guild?

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 19, 2010 6:19 pm
User avatarPosts: 1580Location: LA LA LANDJoined: Tue Feb 09, 2010 1:16 am
Chronofx wrote:
In order to join Draenor's best you need to prove you are worthy:

FEATS OF STREGTH

1. Sack race
You must race ansa and paju from razor hill to durotaur. Winner is thrown a birthday party regardless of when their birthday is by the runner up. The loser has to jump off the flight tower until he is dead.

2. Duel
This duel will be between you and a random eye of the tiger member. We are not all level 70 so you may find yourself fighting a level 30. The catch with this duel is that it must be done ONLY in a holiday dress and only level 1 spells can be used. No weapons, trinkets, whatever. Just sexy party clothes. The winner moves on to the next round

3. Viagra contest
Whoever can make themselves taller than me, Chrono the almighty, (while standing on the same spot) earns 5 tiger points, which are like DKP, only they don't exist. Mounts and potions and the "whatever staff of the sticks of your back 9 feet" are all allowed. Buffs from other players are also allowed, but you may not be in a group to do this.

4. Darkshore raid. Enough said.

5. around the world in 80 days.
without running map mods, you must take an alt and explore the entire world of azeroth without leveling past 10. if you can do this, your computer will turn into a ps3 and say achievement unlocked and also you will get all the chaos emeralds

6. OOOH OOOH OOOH OOOH OOOH
first team of 2 to get one of those happy fun rocks from some random ass location into the guild bank. this could actually be kind of sweet.

can anyone think of any others?


This sounds frickin awesome. Why aren't we actually doing this?



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PostPosted: Mon Mar 22, 2010 11:59 am
User avatarPosts: 7039Location: Mom's CouchJoined: Sat Sep 12, 2009 6:23 pm
I feel like this must be the reaction of most people who apply to our guild. (The 4th one is where we start talking about our love of dick)


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