Eye of the Tiger - Draenor

Hey guys,

I would like to join your guild. I am a paladin and my specs are prot/prot (yes, 2 prot specs). I'm interested in doing pvp/rated BG's with you, although i can tank too. I'm friends with Ghost and have been killing ally with him and Francois among others in WG. This toon is an alt and my only horde so I'm having lots of fun killing people I know from ally. They hate me almost as much as they hate you! I do have lots of expeience raiding (on my ally main rogue, Aylaen) and can tank any instance you may need me to. This is my only tanking toon so I'm not a "great" tank, but pretty good. I look foward to hearing back from you.

Thanks,
Gummiebear

p.s. my 11 year old daughter named and started this toon, so no, I'm not a fag

Does your daughter still play this toon?

I do need more people to pvp with... I think I've played with you a little already either on Tanlael or Solius. Should be good times, if you can handle some of the more crazy people we have in the guild.

You have effectively no raiding experience except going with a PuG to ICC a couple of times.

Your pvp gear is pretty good but not max. You yourself said you are pvp focussed and not a great PVE tank.

You don't have any especially impressive BG achievements.

In the arena (your main focus in WOW), you've lost almost exactly as many matches as you've won giving you an arena rating I wouldn't recommend wagging around as an E-peen.

Finally, our guild is ALL FAGS (especially ghost), so I'm not sure what you mean by that last comment.

Soooo...why should we invite you?

gummiebear is absolutely naturally/francois approved

I think I ran a for the horde with you? Herro!

Woo

Bouncing here and there and everywhere.... Oh no, that isn't gummie bears... or is it? what the fuck am I thinking of?

He does tank a mean inner sanctum in WG, bahahaha.

But -points about not talking about how awesome Forsa is and how everyone needs to be more like me.

In conclusion, suck a cock (that's to everyone, stop getting offended).

It was.

I've done the fishing shits with you before.
and by fishing I mean killing ally fags.

you are in as long as you send me tub of Gummiebears !!!!!

The sour kind to not the plain kind ill be waiting

I approve this message.

holy shit, I understood what Xnub said the first time I read through it.

who divided by zero?

How is your McBachelors degree in cleaning fry bins going?