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<  Recruitment  ~  Grampaglem - level 80 mage

PostPosted: Wed Dec 29, 2010 1:03 pm
User avatarPosts: 1127Location: Middletown, CTJoined: Wed Jan 23, 2008 2:43 pm
I was recently looking through my old photo alglums when I saw a picture of my son and it hit me; my work here in this time and world is done. My son Glocknor is back with his friends in EOTT and it's time for me to leave.

Don't worry though, in my place there is someone that we all know. His name is grampaglem and he's been a wisebeard since before raz was knee high on a war-worlf.

Without further ado, my father, Grampaglem:

Grampaglem here, I sure have heard a lot of nice things about you young tarts and I'd sure like to use some of the fire tips and tricks to help out. If you know my son then you know that 'the brimmers' (as we are known) is a family of time travellers cursed by the destruction of the continuum crystal. What you may not know is that I love to french kiss my wife and kiss my son on the forehead. I hope to join you all soon.

Also, in my family it's custglumary to give the guild leader 500g when I get an invite. Thanks

"If I'm doing doodies in a public bathroom and another man walks in, I life my legs ever so slightly and hold my breath so he doesn't know I'm there." - Mars Bars Snickers

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 29, 2010 2:18 pm
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Holy shit, you are quite brilliant, Grandpa Glem.

oi u cheeky git u better shut yur yap b4 i hook u in ur gabber m8

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 29, 2010 4:05 pm
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to glummarize this post: the wisebeard will brim us up, kiss our foreheads, and french kiss his wife

there is literally no reason to not invite grampaglem to eott.

if the world's running out of dope, then you make dope
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 29, 2010 5:47 pm
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 30, 2010 1:38 pm
User avatarPosts: 584Location: CAKETOWNJoined: Wed Sep 09, 2009 8:50 pm
So what's your plan for the glummer? Going on vacation anywhere? Or dare I say, anytime?

The Amazing Race, that show's about white people isn't it?
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