Eye of the Tiger - Draenor

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-17585734

This report concludes that 64.1% of American women are obese.

And anyone who has dated an American woman, or, in Spruce Mouthman fashion, banged and swiftly kicked to the curb, can tell you that they are also deluded and psychotic. Most of them truly believe they are entitled to a 6'4" muscleman who is constantly tanned and clears 300k annually after taxes. This behavior strengthens as they get older, fatter, and uglier.

This is why Spruce Mouthman prefers to bang thin 19 year olds when he visits the states on business or pleasure.

You may be asking yourself, "where is the message to American women that Mr. Mouthman promised in the thread title?"

Well, honey, Spruce Mouthman never keeps a promise to a woman.

When walking down the street I often see ladies whom I find attractive. But I think my standards may be a bit off.

"Hmm...overweight, unattractive, no redeeming qualities obvious. 2/10. WOULD BANG."

Me trying to elicit a response from Paul failed.

I will try again with this:

hahaha these threads were all great

I for one miss spruce mouthman

well